This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and come back and drink some more beer. -- Ernest Hemingway

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.  -- Benjamin Franklin

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. -- Kaiser Wilhelm

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.  --Henry Lawson

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.  -- Homer Simpson

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.  -- Frank Zappa

He was a wise man who invented beer.  -- Plato

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.  -- Deep Thought, Jack Handy

Life ain't all beer and skittles, and more's the pity.  -- George DuMaurier

There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.  -- Benjamin Franklin

I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety.  --William Shakespeare, 'King Henry V.'

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.  -- Homer Simpson

The government will fall that raises the price of beer. --  Czech Saying

Everybody's old enough for a beer, ain't that right, Mule?  --  Jack Nicholson

Religions change, beer and wine remain.-- Harvey Allen, 1889-1949

24 hours in a day, 24 beer in a case. Coincidence? -- Stephen Wright

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. --Frank Sinatra

I think this would be a good time for a beer -- FDR

Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire. --David Rains Wallace

Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer. --Frederick the Great

I recommend..bread, meat, vegetables, and beer. -- Sophocles

It is disgusting to note the increase in the quantity of coffee used by my subjects and the amount of money that goes out of the country in consequence. Everybody is using coffee. If possible, this must be prevented.  My people must drink beer. --Frederick the Great

From man's sweat and God's love, beer came into the world. --Saint Arnold of Metz, The patron Saint of Brewers

You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are. -- Colonel Adolphus Busch

I am not an alcoholic.  I am a drunk.  We don't have to go to meetings. -- Ron the Drunken Webmaster

We're wanted men, we'll strike again, but first let's have a beer. -- Jimmy Buffett

I work until beer o'clock. --Steven King

Keep your libraries, your penal institutions, your insane asylums...give me beer. You think man needs rule, he needs beer. The world does not need morals, it needs beer... The souls of men have been fed with indigestibles, but the soul could make use of beer. -- Henry Miller

Beer is an improvement on water itself -- Grant Johnson

Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today. -- Edgar Allan Poe

Everyone needs something to believe in...and I believe I'll have another beer. -- Steve Phelps 

I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me. -- W.C. Fields

I'm allergic to grass. Hey, it could be worse. I could be allergic to beer. -- Greg Norman

Here's to a long life and a merry one; A quick death and an easy one; A pretty girl and a true one; A cold beer, and another one. -- Lewis Henry

Beer glorious beer. Sing the praises of the first man to take barley and ferment the results now known as beer. Tip a cold pilsner to that unknown brewer. Give thanks to the beer god. I know not what course others may take but as for me... give me another beer! -- John Walentik

Would you really call yourself a Christian if charity cost half as much as beer? - Jimmy Buffett

Damn, there's beer on my job application. -- Brian Tully

I never drink beer before Noon.  Lucky for me, it is always after Noon somewhere. -- Ron the Drunken Webmaster

You can't drink all day...Unless you start in the morning. -- Gary Larson

Work is the curse of the drinking class -- Oscar Wilde

We are here to drink beer... and (to) live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us -- Charles Bukowski

It is better to be a well-known drunk than an anonymous alcoholic. -- Tim Boner